Day 1-I caught the flight out and 3 segments later I'm in Bangkok. The first 2 segments had a lot of turbulence and all I did was eat and watch the movies on the plane. I had a long layover in Taipei so I spent most of my time in the VIP lounge to snack, relax, and check my e-mails. I arrived in Bangkok at 1 AM and caught the taxi to my hotel in Bangkok. I took a look outside in the parking lot but there wasn't much girls left since it was 3 AM. I went back up to my room to sleep a few more hours before breakfast.
Day 2-I woke up for the buffet breakfast and then went to the money changer. I met up with my 2 friends and we went on the sky train to MBK shopping center. We hung around there for a few hours having lunch and doing a little shopping for souvenirs. We then took the sky train back to our hotel to freshen up for the evening. We met in the lobby of the hotel for the welcome drink. We then ate at a restaurant on Soi 5 by Sukumvit. We ordered a few dishes of Chinese style food. We then walked over to Nana Plaza to check out a few agogos. We first stepped into G Spot on the second floor. It's a larger club with 2 stages full of dancers and lots of sitting room. We enjoyed our first club of the trip. One of my friends went to Rainbow 1 to take out a dancer already. I went with the other friend to Rainbow 4 to look at the talent there. The stage was full but being a small bar the joint was packed. We then walked into Rainbow 3 for a quick drink but the dancers weren't as nice there. I've noticed that the girls are not topless in the agogos in NEP on this trip. I found that a little disappointing but what the heck. We then entered Rainbow 1 and my friend latched on to a dancer that he knew from a previous trip. His girl brought he friend over so I got stuck with her. She was an older girl around 27 years old, slim but small on top and a not so pretty face. We took our dates back to the hotel room after paying the tab. Back in the room I got a good BJ and then I did my part after that. My friend went back downstairs at 1 AM but I declined to go because I need a good night's sleep to recover from my jet lag. Tomorrow we will head to Pattaya.
Day 3-I woke up early and went downstairs for the breakfast buffet. After breakfast I went to the money changer to pick up enough bahts to pay for my 2 nights hotel in Bangkok and for my advance payment of my 7 nights in Pattaya. The hotels in Pattaya want their hotel room charges to be paid in advance at check in. I checked out of my room and waited downstairs with my friends until the van picked us up to take us to the bus terminal for the ride to Pattaya. The bus fare is 350 bahts. It took us 3 hours to get to our hotel in Pattaya. We had standard rooms reserved for 1090 bahts per night. I found out that for 100 bahts more per night that we can get a tub instead of a shower and an in-room safe instead of the safety deposit box in the lobby. Next time I'll take the Superior room for 100 bahts more because at the safety deposit box in the lobby closes at 9 PM. If you get the in-room safe then you can access it 24/7. After unpacking I went out to the internet café to catch up on 3 days on internet and e-mail business. I also went to the money changer to replenish my baht supply. I also went to Tops to buy some water and other essentials. Our group of friends met at Flipper House on Soi 7 and we took the baht bus to the Big C Shopping Center. We ate dinner at Fuji Restaurant. After dinner we went across the street and walked around the Soi 2 & 3 beer bars. It was really slow there especially on a Saturday night. We then boarded a baht bus on Soi 2 for the ride to Walking Street. We sat down at P Nut Bar in a beer bar complex with a boxing ring just before Walking Street. We had a drink there and then we went to Casnovy Agogo on Walking Street. They featured table dancing and the girls dance either in bikinis, topless, or in the nude. That's a big change from NEP which doesn't show any private parts. We went into Super Girl Agogo and noticed that they now have a soapy jacuzzi now. It's some nice eye candy if you want to see a nude girl sudsing herself up. We then went into Happy Agogo which has 2 stages. We watched both sides but it was really busy in there. My friend left for Soi 8 so I went into Super Baby by myself. I ran into one of my friends in there that was on his last night in Pattaya. I called a dancer over but I realized that I was going nowhere with her because of her very limited English. I then walked over to The Sea Agogo and inquired about the girl I took on the last trip. She wasn't there so I bought a drink for her friend. I gave out some chocolates even though they were melting already. I then had a quick drink in Naughty Girls Agogo which was a mistake. The pickings in there was very slim to none. I quickly moved on to Rocket Agogo upstairs. That place sucked, too. I finally hopped into Heaven Above for my last chance to find a partner before the bars close. I quickly call a dancer and made the arrangements just as the lights were turned on and everybody started leaving. She, like the one I had last night in Bangkok, was slim but a lot older at around 35. I didn't have much choice so I gave her a test drive. She provided pretty good service but I couldn't finish this time.
Day 4-I woke up early even though I didn't much sleep due to my late bar hopping romp. I met my friend and we ate breakfast at our hotel. Breakfast is included so I'll try to make it to breakfast everyday. I then went to the money changer to replenish my baht supply due to paying in advance for my Pattaya hotel room. I then went to the internet café at Top's to check my e-mails and the latest news. I went to Pattaya Memorial Hospital to see the doctor and arrange a complete physical exam later. I went back to the hotel room to change clothes and freshen up. We had dinner at Pig & Whistle. I had the chicken Kiev and it was rather good but a little expensive. We then went to We Are The World beer bar on Soi 8. We then had a drink in the Silver Star Agogo on Soi 7. It's one of the better agogos in the beer bar area. We then took the baht bus to Walking Street. We went into the Beach Club Agogo. It hasn't changed from the last trip as they still do table dancing. We then walked up the small soi to What's Up Agogo. One of the dancers hustled me so I bought her a drink. I found out that she's on the older side at 33. I declined her offer as I was going to look for one of my former girl friend from the last trip. I walked over to The Sea Agogo and there she was waiting for me. She latched onto me right away and wanted me to pay her bar fine already. My friend called me up and we met him at Polo Agogo. Polo has gone down hill somewhat and wasn't quite the same. The crowds was smaller and the dancers were coming around desperate for tips. They wanted 100 bahts instead of the usual 20 bahts. My friend took one of the girls from Polo and we took a car ride back to our hotel. As soon as the girl & I got into the room she wanted to rush things. I figure that she had an appointment to go to. Last year she didn't rush like that. I don't think that I'll see her again unless I'm still looking around closing time for a ying.
Day 5- I got up at my usual time with about 4 hours of sleep. My friend called me up to have breakfast downstairs. After the breakfast buffet we met up with our friend on Soi 8 and took a baht bus ride up Central Road to Carrefour Shopping Center. It's my first visit to this shopping center. It's really nice there and not crowded. I exchanged some money there and looked around the mall. We then took the baht bus back to Tops. I tried to exchange $100 at the exchange booth there but they turned me down saying that they cannot verify that my money is real. I've never had that problem before. I've noticed that the money changers on Central Road and Tops really check over the notes carefully but this time Tops refused me. I may have to find another money exchanger so I don't run into more problems. I didn't have this type of scrutiny in Bangkok. It's really becoming a hassle now. I went to the internet café to catch up with my e-mails. Later I got a hair cut for 150 bahts on Soi 7. We met around 3 PM to stop in at Welkom Inn for some afternoon delight. As soon as I walked in the bar one of the girls that's been working there for 7 years grabbed me. She knew me and wanted to perform some oral magic on me. I gave in to this experienced older girl. My other friend took one of the newer younger ones. We met up after taking care of business and went back to the hotel to get ready for dinner. We hopped on the baht bus and got off at Soi 13. We walked up the soi and then crossed Second Road to get to the new shopping center named The Avenue. We ate at the BKK Grill. The food was so-so there. It wasn't as good as the picture in the menu. We then walked down a short distance at one of the beer bar complexes on Second Road. We walked into the Hottie's Club which was an agogo bar. After a drink there we walked around attempting to find the Soi Diana beer bars. After about 45 minutes of walking around in circles we finally found the treasure. We walked along Soi Diana and finally settled down in Thomas Beer Bar in the complex. They had some girls but the prettier ones were already entertaining someone else as it's usually the case. We then caught the baht bus to take us to Walking Street where we stopped at Casnovy Agogo so my friend can pick up his date there. We then rode the baht bus back to Soi 8 where my friend went back to the hotel with his prize. I walked around the Soi 8 area and finally sat down at Premier Beer Bar. I had bought a schwarma on Soi 8 and it was the last of what that vendor had. I ate the schwarma while having a drink at Premier. I entertained one of the ladies there with the big nom. She wanted to go with me but I had to stay away from alcohol, coffee, and tea until my test tomorrow. I told her I might come back tomorrow. I then walked to Soi 7 and dropped in at Silver Star Agogo. There I met one of my friends there and we drank together watching the dancers and the 2 girls in the tub. My friend wanted to take a girl from there but she stood firm on her asking price. My friend & I walked up Soi 7 and then the sky exploded with rain pouring down with a spectacular display of lightning and crackling thunder. We took shelter in Nice 2 beer bar and had a drink there. I noticed that this beer bar had a few katoeys working there. My friend entertained a couple of girls there or at least one of them was the real thing. After about 30 minutes the rain slowed to a sprinkle and then another one of my friends walked by and joined us. The other friend with me took the girl (the real one) back with him to the hotel room. I walked back with my late arriving friend back to our hotel. We both slept alone in our respective rooms.
Day 6- I woke up this morning and got ready for my complete physical at Pattaya Memorial Hospital. I'll have to skip the breakfast buffet today since I had to fast for the blood test. The front desk clerk told me that there might be a cheaper check up at Bangkok Hospital at either Royal Garden or Carrefour. I walked over to Carrefour shopping center but I couldn't find the hospital there. I looked all over the shopping center and walked all around the perimeter of the shopping center exterior but couldn't find it. I asked the guards outside and they said around the corner but when I went there I still couldn't find the place. After about 1 hour of looking around I gave up and walked back to Second Road and walked into Pattaya Memorial Hospital. I went to registration and told them I was there for the physical priced at 3800 bahts. They drew out some blood and checked my blood pressure, temperature, and weight. I was given a bottle for the urine test and a stool kit for the stool. I went into the bathroom and had no problem with the urine part but I couldn't complete the stool test since I already moved my bowels in the morning. I then went for a chest x-ray and EKG. I had to wait about 2 hours for the test results. They were waiting for the stool test but then I didn't collect any so I told them I'll skip that test and have it done back home. I finally got to see the doctor and it looks like the tests came in normal. I did get some minerals pills for my muscle cramps. The bill came out to a little over 4000 bahts including the pills and tax. I then went to Mike's Shopping Plaza to look for some gifts to take back home. I bought various snacks at the store there. I stopped at a nearby complex of stalls and bought some polo type of shirts there. I then walked over to Royal Garden and had a cone at the Dairy Queen and a pretzel at Auntie Annie. It was delicious and I deserved a treat after the physical. I walked back to Tops to check out the internet café. I went back to my hotel lobby and got some money to exchange for tonight. We met for dinner at the hotel and walked over to the Cool Café on Second Road next to Tops. We ate our dinner and made plans for the evening. We walked to Soi 8 to drink at the Sunina Bar near the corner of Beach Road. After a drink there we took the baht bus to Happy Agogo on Walking Street. It was busy as usual there. They held my bag for me before letting me enter the club. There were the usual dancers there on both stages. We got there just in time for the happy hour which featured half price drinks. We then strolled into Super Baby Agogo. There weren't many customers there but still had lots of available suay girls. I wrote down some numbers of the girls that I liked for a future visit to the club. We then went back to Soi 8 and walked around a bit. We bumped into another one of our friends and we decided to try out Silver Star 2 Agogo on Soi 8. It was a little slow in there but still had a few lookers in there. They took out the shower and will later put in a tub just like the one in the Silver Star Agogo on Soi 7. We then proceeded to our final destination of the night at World Wide Agogo on Beach Road near Soi 8. They have a few nice dancers in there and the crowd was starting to thin out. It's starting to get late at 2 AM so I decided to make my move and call a girl to sit with me. My other 2 friends were already way ahead of me in that department. After the usual small talk I negotiated the deal and we went back to the hotel room. She was rather tall at around 5'5". She was slim and average looking. BJ with this one was with a cap. I only have 3 more days in Pattaya and I still would like to try a soapy body massage before I go to Bangkok. Maybe I'll try tomorrow.
Day 7- I got up early this morning despite staying up late last night. My friend was still sleeping so I worked on my sudoku puzzles until he was ready to go down for breakfast. We met downstairs after 10 AM and got our breakfast coupon from the front lobby. Our other friend joined us and we made plans to meet around noon at his hotel on Soi 7. After meeting up we hopped aboard a baht bus and headed to the Naklua Food Market to do some shopping with the local crowd. After looking around the open market we got on a baht bus for the ride to the 99 baht foot massage up Central Road. We had the 99 baht special which is a 40 minute foot massage. It was really relaxing as I slept through he massage. They woke me up when the massage was over. Feeling refreshed we walked over to Carrefour Mall nearby for a quick snack. We then went back to the hotel to get ready for dinner. We met up in the hotel lobby and caught the baht bus to Royal Garden. We went up to the third floor and ate at the new Food Wave international restaurant which features cuisine from all over the world. I had the Vietnamese pho soup. There's a 10% service charge there. We then walked over to the Best Friend #5 beer bar in the boxing ring complex of beer bars. We had a quick drink there and then scurried to Happy Agogo. It was busy as usual there. A hostess latched onto me and was giving me the "I go with you" routine. She was around 25 years old and average looking with good sized nom. I ended up taking her out of the bar. I went my separate way and told my friend I'll catch up with him later. I took my girl back to Soi 7 and we bought some Singha light beers at the 7-11 before going up to the room. She was rather passionate and also experienced, too. We finished up our beers before going back out. She took the motorbike ride back home while I hopped on a baht bus to check out the Soi Pattayaland area. Soi Pattayaland is slowly turning into a Boy zone now and there are only a few remaining clubs with real girls in them. I walked into Misty's Agogo for a drink and decided to have some fun so I called one of the dancers off the stage and bought her a drink. I stayed there almost an hour and then I decided to check out one more bar in Soi Pattayaland before going back to Soi 7. I peeked into Rodeo Agogo and it was dead. I against my better judgment still went inside there and was the only customer in this small club. I tried to liven up the atmosphere a little bit by buying one of the atrocious looking dancers a drink. The few dancers that they had in there were a sight for sore eyes but what the heck. After about 45 minutes I paid my bill and left. I took the baht bus back to Soi 7 and walked around and ran into one of my friends at a beer bar there. He was ready to retire for the evening since it was already past 1:30 AM./ I walked down the soi to World Wide Agogo for one last drink for the night. I called one of the dancers off the stage and bought her a drink. I wasn't planning on taking another girl tonight so I just had small talk with her. It was getting late so I left the club and walked back to my hotel.
Day 8- I started the day in the usual way by eating breakfast and going the internet café. I already called up the airlines to reconfirm my reservations for my flight home. I walked down Beach Road and did some shopping towards the South Pattaya area. I bought a couple of DVDs to bring back home. I hope that they work since I didn't bring along my portable DVD player. I treated myself to a cone from Dairy Queen and a pretzel sticks from Auntie Annie at Royal Garden. I exchanged some money but found out that the exchange rate soared to 31.30 bahts to the dollar shortly after getting a 31.24 rate for my bills. I lost out on some bahts but that's the way it goes. I walked back and went into Tops to pick up a few items along with some pastries to snack on. I went to a kiosk on Beach Road to make my reservations for my taxi back to Bangkok on Saturday. I paid a 300 baht deposit and then I'll pay the taxi driver the other 500 bahts for the trip. I still have to pay the toll fees along the way. I went back to my hotel room to get ready for dinner tonight. We met up in the lobby and went to Royal Garden again but this time we ate at the new Zen Japanese restaurant. The dinner was good as well as a good value for it's reasonable price. A complete chicken teriyaki meal with ocha was 140 bahts plus 10% service charge. We then walked down to the Walking Street area and stopped at Casnovy Agogo for a quick round of drinks. My friend walked into Happy Agogo to pick up a hostess there so he left and my remaining friend and I went to Lollipop Agogo for a draft beer. We then headed upstairs to Polo Agogo and it was crowded there with a large Chinese tour group inside. We were entertained by a couple of hostesses there and we bought them a drink while watching the show on stage. We departed from the club and my friend had to meet his girl friend so I was on my own now. I went into Super Girls Agogo and checked out the talent over a drink. I then walked into Sisterz Agogo and it kind of sucked so I quickly drank up and left. I went into Champion Agogo next and it's the same thing. After 15 minutes I went out the door and into Nui Club 2. It was packed for a small club but there weren't many prospects there. I finally entered Super Baby Agogo and the club was half full but had lots of quality dancers left. I drank my diet coke slowly while eyeing out the dancers on stage. I finally decided on the one I wanted so I asked the waitress to call her. The dancer I picked had a friendly personality and spoke English quite well for a Thai. I chit chatted with her for awhile I decided to take her out. We walked up to Second Road to catch a baht bus. She went over to the driver and told him to go to Soi 7 which I dreaded since it meant that the taxi ride will be on the very high side because it's considered a hire. The baht bus driver drove down Soi 7 to drop us off at the hotel. It cost 100 bahts for the service. Usually if you catch the regular baht bus it'll cost 20 bahts total for the 2 of us but this was considered a hire. She was good and we talked for awhile before she left.
Day 9- I woke up at my regular time even though I'm not getting enough sleep. I ate breakfast and then went to the internet café to catch up on my e-mails. We met in the hotel lobby and decided to get a massage at Silom on Soi 3. After the relaxing one hour Thai massage we walked into Welkom Inn for a drink. We met a couple more friends and then we looked into a couple of soapy body massage parlors to look at the talent. After looking at both places I finally decided on one for a satisfying body massage. I picked a cheery looking girl who was 26 years old, slim but her nom was a lot smaller than I thought. It must be those push up bras that were deceiving. She gave me the slippery slide on the soapy mattress and then we went into the tub so she could clean me up. After washing off the soap I waited on the bed for her to finish cleaning up and then she proceeded with the third course of the treatment. The whole massage took one hour and then I tipped her before walking back to the hotel. Along the way I strolled down Soi 6 (Yodsak) to eye out the nubiles outside the ST bars there. Yings were all over the place and it was tempting to try one out but I already had my service from the body massage. We met as usual at my friend's hotel on Soi 7 and we took the baht bus to Royal Garden to eat at the Food Wave restaurant again. This time I ate the chicken steak and it was a reasonable meal for 105 bahts. Everybody brought their own water bottle this time to save 10 bahts. After dinner we walked outside and proceeded to the Best Friend #2 beer bar for an after meal drink. I was able to finally find my nam kiaw drink there. We then headed to Walking Street and walked into Beach Club Agogo. They had the usual table top dancing in there with average looking dancers. We then journeyed to the far end of Walking Street and had a drink in Boesche Agogo. It was really busy in there and we had to share a table with other customers. It seems that Pattaya is the place to go if you want to see the entire body of the dancers on stage. What you see is what you get. We then decided to go back to the Soi 8 area and took the baht bus to get there quickly. We walked down the street and ran into another one of our friends at the Party Bar which is an enclosed beer bar. The music in there was loud as in any other bar. We then checked out Silver Star Agogo on Soi 8. They finally put in the jacuzzi but it won't be in operation until tomorrow. We then walked into World Wide Agogo but we got kicked out because we took too long on deciding to order or not because one of my friends couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to stay or not. We then walked into the other Silver Star on Soi 7 for one last round of drinks for the night. The customers were starting to thin out but
Day 10- This is my final day/night in Thailand. I woke up an hour earlier
than normal to insure that I have enough time to pack up and do my
regular routine before taking the taxi to Bangkok. I went to the internet
café early to complete last night's trip report and to catch up on my
e-mails. I noticed that the exchange rate is soaring again today and
I really feel bad that I couldn't take advantage of the situation as I
already exchanged for enough bahts a couple of days ago. I had
breakfast after the internet session and then went up to my room to
pack up and got ready to check out. After checking out I sat down in the
lobby with the guys who were seeing me off until the taxi arrived. The
taxi came on time and then I was off to Bangkok. The taxi driver turned
on the meter which surprised me as I was booked on the 800 baht taxi
fare to Bangkok. He wanted to show me how close the taxi meter comes
to the 800 baht flat rate. The ride took 2 ½ hours to arrive at my hotel.
The toll came out to 100 bahts and I gave the driver 100 bahts tip so the
total cost for the taxi ride was 1000 bahts. I checked in to my hotel and
then went up to unpack and change clothes. I went down later and got
my safety deposit box and then walked around looking for an internet
café. I wanted to check on my seating assignment for the flight. I bought
a couple of silk boxer shorts and then headed back to my hotel to prepare
for the night out. I came down to the bar downstairs for my free welcome
drink. After the drink I walked over to Foodland on Soi 5 for my dinner.
The meal was delicious and now I'm ready for the Bangkok nightlife. I
strolled over to Nana Entertainment Plaza and walked into Hollywood. As
usual the girls were hustling as business was slow. I reluctantly bought
a drink for an older dancer but as soon as she went back up to dance I
left in a hurry. I then went into Rainbow 4 and it was busy inside. I sipped
my beer slowly eyeing the nubiles strutting their stuff. There's no showing
in Nana like they did in Pattaya due to recent crackdowns. I then slipped
into Pretty Lady for a quick drink since there wasn't much to see in there.
I finally stopped at Playskool. I looked at my watch and decided that I'd
better make my move now as it's past midnight and I have to get up at
5:00 tomorrow morning for my flight home. I had about 2 or 3 yings in
mind but I finally decided on calling down the younger looking dancer
from the stage. I bought her a drink and we talked for several minutes
then I brought up the subject. She agreed on the price but I found out
later that night that she didn't hear me good because of the music blaring.
We went back to the hotel and had a fun time and then that's when I found
out that she didn't hear me good. She pouted a little but she said never
mind. I gave her a few gifts to cheer her up. She left and then it was
time for me to finish packing up and calling the front office for the early
morning wake up call. I took a short nap and then the phone rings signaling
the 5:00 AM wake up. I quickly took a shower and got the rest of my
things together and then I went down to the restaurant for the 6:00 AM
breakfast buffet which started 5 minutes late. I wolfed down the food and
took the elevator back up to my room to get my bags and then checked
out. Realizing that my flight leaves in a couple of hours I just grabbed the
taxi out of my hotel at a fixed price of 680 bahts to the airport. The meter
taxi on the street is about half the price but I was in a hurry to make my
flight. As we left the hotel parking lot and entered the street I saw a
bunch of meter taxis waiting on the side of the street but it's too late
already. I was lucky that it's a Sunday so there's no traffic and the ride
took 25 minutes to Suvarnahumi airport. I gave the driver 800 bahts to
include the tip. Upon entering the terminal I noticed that the economy
check in line was super long and I wouldn't make it in time since it was
around 7:00 AM already and the boarding time is 7:50 AM for the flight.
Luckily I have elite status with my airline so I was able to go into a much
shorter line to check in. It only took me 15 minutes to check in versus the
one hour or so in the super long economy line. It's 7:15 AM now and then I
proceeded to the Passport control area and the lines are again very long.
The line I'm in seemed to have moved the slowest. It took me nearly 35
minutes to get through. It's now 7:50 AM and it's boarding time. I quickly
walked to the terminal area by passing the VIP lounge since I have no
time to stop in there for refreshments. I have to pass the security check and
then I made it to the gate. The plane has already begun boarding so I
hurried over to the gate and flash my VIP card to get in and I was lucky
to have some over head bin space to stash my carry on bag. I was
crossing my fingers to see if I will get lucky to have an open seat next to
me but my hopes was dashed when the seat was taken. Our flight was
delayed almost an hour due to air traffic congestion. We arrived in
Taipei with only 30 minutes until flight time for my connecting flight. I
rushed off the plane and ran for the train to take me to the other terminal.
I went through security and then raced toward the gate with no time to
visit the VIP lounge here, too. I made it just in time and sat down. I
again was hoping that I'll have an open seat next to me. Just before the
plane's door was closed a couple came by and seat in the 2 empty seats
next to me so no luck again. There were quite a few empty seats on the
plane but it was all around me and I was unlucky. Most people had an open
seat next to them so they were lucky to be able to stretch out on the long
flight home. Upon arrival I walked over to immigration and then to customs
before picking up my luggage. I was instructed to put my bags through the
X ray machine and then I was free to go home. I walked in the rain to my
car and was glad that there was no traffic going home. It's good to be
back home but I sure miss the LOS nightlife. I can't wait until my next
trip.